As for the Rio Grande itself, I will never forget the day I took my wife, a native Oregonian, to the area I grew up in. When we came to a bridge over the river north of El Paso, she asked where the water was. Much to my chagrin, I looked down and saw nothing but damp sand. Granted, it was during a nasty drought in 2004, but still a sight I had never been privy to. Explaining the direct translation of "Rio Grande" was rather tough during the moments that followed.
A septum between thoughts and misfires; Something for my son if a meteorite strikes me tomorrow